👽 Wear The Conversation.

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because interstellar travel is exhausting enough without an uncomfortable T-shirt. Soft, heavyweight, and lived-in from day one, every UAPism tee is designed to turn a few heads, spark a question, and maybe start a conversation about what’s really out there. Responsibly Earth-made using U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by humans. As far as we know.

Love Your Shirt Longer:

• Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
• Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

• Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
• Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
• If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:

The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.

Have 30 days from purchase to let us know

Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it

Email us at info@uapism.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.